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[ Salem grunting]

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Oh, good, I caught you.

3
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[ Sniffing]: Do I smell poi?

4
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I'’m making some Hawaiian
munchies for our luau tonight.

5
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Tonight?

6
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Sabrina, it'’s the other realm
independence weekend.

7
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Hilda and Zelda already left.

8
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I'’m not going.

9
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I'’m tired of the crowds

10
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the exploding quasars
are the same every year

11
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and there'’s always a traffic
jam at the event horizon.

12
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But I need you to film
the fireworks for me.

13
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I'’d do it myself if I
weren'’t catanon grata.

14
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I'’m sorry, Salem.

15
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My roommates and I have
organized the whole thing.

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We even put a down
payment on a pig.

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And once you'’ve
ordered a pig together

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there'’s no turning back.

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Well, if this dumb
luau is so important

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how about I stick
around and film it for you?

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My new minicam can
do all sorts of effects.

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Well, so can I.

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Um, do you prefer

24
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a dissolve, a swish
pan, or a smash cut?

25
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You wouldn'’t.

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How about the
classic... Fade out.

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Very funny.

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You'’re a regular
Alfred witchcock.

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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪

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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪

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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪

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♪ I wanna make it last...

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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪

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♪ and I like the way it feels.

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Oh, shoot.

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Ew, I hope that'’s a raisin.

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[ Phone rings]

38
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Aloha, luau central.

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Hey, rox.

40
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No, i'’ve never bought
pooka shells before.

41
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Fine, i'’ll help you
shuck the pookas.

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Oh, my god.

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The-the microwave.

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What about it?

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It was floating.

46
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Really?

47
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I didn'’t know it
came with that option.

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No indication of a power surge.

49
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The cord looks fine.

50
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How can a microwave float?

51
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More importantly, how
could it cook a whole salmon

52
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in under ten seconds?

53
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These things are wild.

54
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I'’m serious, Sabrina.

55
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We just experienced a
supernatural phenomenon

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for which we have
no logical explanation.

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Maybe we have a ghost.

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A ghost?

59
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Wow.

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I'’ve always wanted
to hunt a ghost.

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I hear they'’re easy to bag,
but hard to strap to the hood.

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Finally.

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My chance to go mano-a-mano
with a supernatural being.

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Well, if anyone can
frighten a ghost, it'’s you!

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♪ Tiny bubbles

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♪ in wine

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♪ makes me happy...

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So, how are your coconuts?

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Oh. Round, yet
surprisingly comfortable.

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I'’m so glad you came.

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Oh, Josh!

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This is a surprise.

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I'’m so glad you could make it.

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Hey, roast a pig and i'’m there.

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Sabrina.

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What is my
ex-boyfriend doing here?

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Um, he'’s my friend

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and, besides, you
said it was okay.

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I must have been tweezing
or waxing at the time.

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You know that you
can'’t talk to me then.

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Hi. Who are you?

82
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What do you mean by that?

83
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Let me put this another
way... Who invited you?

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Stop grilling me.

85
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What are you, the c.I.A-a-a?

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Miles, your friend is here!

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Garth, you made it.

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Sabrina, this is garth.

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Hey, nice to meet you.

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What'’s in the bag?

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It'’s an ectoplex
5000 energy detector.

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[ Giggles]

93
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Wow. Can it detect
when we'’re out of dip?

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I Don'’t know. I'’ll check.

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That was a joke.

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Oh.

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After the flying
microwave incident

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I asked for garth'’s help.

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The ectoplex zeros in on
paranormal energy fields

100
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and supernatural phenomenon.

101
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Well, that dovetails nicely

102
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with the whole Hawaiian theme.

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It will solve the mystery

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of what'’s going
on in this house.

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Find out if there are any...

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Poltergeists, witches,
extra-terrestrials...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Witches?

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Yeah. It'’s just two clicks up
the dial from doppelganger.

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Wow. There is definitely

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something not
normal in this house.

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You think?

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I got to go strain my poi.

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[ Sighs]

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What a fantastic evening.

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There is nothing
better for the ego

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than seeing your ex-boyfriend
tripping over his grass skirt.

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I can'’t believe
nobody touched my poi.

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Although, my
coconuts were a big hit.

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Okay, i'’ve checked all the
bedrooms and the closets...

120
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And Morgan, while you do have

121
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an interesting
selection of hosiery

122
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I detect no
supernatural activity.

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You went looking
for poltergeists

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in my underwear drawer?

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For your own protection.

126
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Okay, playtime'’s over.

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Put down the toy
and start drying.

128
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Oh, major paranormal
activity in the kitchen.

129
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Oh, come on, miles.

130
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That'’s just a black
frisbee on a stick.

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The thing obviously
doesn'’t work right.

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Look, it'’s gone haywire.

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Because according to the Gauge

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it'’s closer to the source
of the abnormality.

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There is nothing
abnormal about Sabrina.

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Point it at roxie.

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Maybe Morgan'’s the
one who'’s not normal.

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I'’m getting nothing
from you either.

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Oh, trust me, you never will.

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This is creepy.

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Okay.

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You know what,
miles, if you turn it off

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i'’ll explain everything.

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I Don'’t know how

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to tell you guys this, but...

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I'’m... psychic.

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Are you kidding?

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Half the time you can'’t
find your own keys.

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This has nothing to
do with being psychic.

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There is a supernatural
presence here

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and i'’m guessing it needs
a human host to survive.

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Or... in your case, hostess.

153
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So what are you saying?

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That, that there'’s some
paranormal parasite

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leeching off Sabrina?

156
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Exactly. But Don'’t
worry, Sabrina.

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Whatever this
other-worldly thing is

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i'’m going to expose
it, annihilate it

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and blast it out of
this house forever.

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That'’s so sweet.

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Um, but you know

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Don'’t go to any
trouble on my account.

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Salem, i'’m in serious trouble.

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Miles got his hands on some
paranormal energy detector

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and keeps pointing it at me.

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Relax.

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Most of those
detectors are a joke.

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There'’s only one
that really works.

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The ectoplex 5000?

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That'’s the one.

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It keeps going
berserk around me.

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What am I going to do?

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I mean, besides get
exposed and vaporized.

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Mmm, I knew this day would come.

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Sabrina, it'’s
time for the talk.

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Most girls get it from their
mothers, I get it from the cat.

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Mortals with ectoplex machines

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are only interested
in one thing.

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You need to use protection.

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Protection?

181
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An anti-detection force field.

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You can get it at the other
realm drugstore, aisle seven

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and Don'’t let the
clerk intimidate you.

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Okay.

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Got my anti-detection
force field.

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"To remove childproof
cap, line up arrows

187
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squeeze, twist,
push down and..."

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I knew I should'’ve
gotten the roll-on.

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Here goes.

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Ooh. Tingly.

191
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All right, now it'’s time to
give that ectoplex a flex.

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Okay.

193
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If I were a paranoid
conspiracy nut hunting a ghost

194
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where would I hide my detector?

195
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Bingo.

196
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Ah, this force field is perfect.

197
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"From paranormal to
normal in just one easy spritz."

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Woo-hoo!

199
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Hey, looks like we got
a squatter in the ceiling.

200
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Put that thing down.

201
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Who said that?

202
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You'’re not scaring me.

203
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All right, maybe just a little.

204
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Boo! All right, a lot!

205
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Who are you and what are
you doing in my living room?

206
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Your living room?

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I lived in this
house for 30 years

208
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and i'’ve been here for 40.

209
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So that would make you...

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Dead... but still a live wire.

211
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So, you'’re a ghost.

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Ex... cuse me.

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I find that uncomfortable.

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Sorry.

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You should be.

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If you hadn'’t used
your stupid magic

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nobody would have
been looking for spirits.

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I could still be floating around

219
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in my underwear
watching a celtics game.

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Ew.

221
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Look, how was I supposed to know

222
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there was a ghost here?

223
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It'’s not like the
housing ad said

224
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"three, plus
two-and-a-half, plus ghost."

225
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All I know is, your friends
want to take somebody down

226
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and there'’s not

227
00:09:03,862 --> 00:09:05,448
enough room here for both of us

228
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so Mark my words, missy.

229
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If anyone gets blasted
out of here, it'’s you.

230
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Whatever happened to the
concept of the friendly ghost?

231
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Urban legend!

232
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Listen up and
listen good, ghost.

233
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I can'’t get
blasted out of here.

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This is the only good
housing left near campus.

235
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Wait a minute.

236
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What am I worried about?

237
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I have a force field and
roommates that like me.

238
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Hey, guys.

239
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Oh, you'’re here.

240
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We were just leaving.

241
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No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

242
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You Don'’t have to go.

243
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Look, everything'’s fine.

244
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Whatever was making this
machine go off before, is gone.

245
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Look. See? Huh? Nothing.

246
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Oh, thank goodness.

247
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Oh, I guess I should
call that breeder

248
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and cancel the doberman.

249
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And I can stop sleeping
with garlic and a cross.

250
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Here, you got mail.

251
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Oh, what are you doing?

252
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Uh, i'’m getting into improv.

253
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I'’m going to start
a one-woman show.

254
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I'’m going to call it, um,
insane person opens mail.

255
00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:08,310
Oh, I get the "insane" part.

256
00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:09,896
What'’s with you, spellman?

257
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,206
Nothing.

258
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I'’m, uh, i'’m just going
to put this over here

259
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,551
for, um, for safekeeping.

260
00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:19,517
Uh, you know what,
i, I... need a soda.

261
00:10:23,068 --> 00:10:26,172
On second thought, you
know, water sounds really good.

262
00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:28,689
I can'’t believe i'’m going
to say this, but miles is right.

263
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,758
There is something very
weird going on with you.

264
00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:31,965
No, no, no, it'’s not.

265
00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:33,655
Who are you going to believe?

266
00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:35,068
What? A kook like miles

267
00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:39,241
or the most level-headed
person in this house?

268
00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:42,103
Never buy conditioner
at a garage sale.

269
00:10:45,586 --> 00:10:47,172
"Paranormal extermination."

270
00:10:47,241 --> 00:10:49,862
Here'’s one... "Gary'’s
unwanted energy removal.

271
00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:52,482
Licensed and bonded
in both realms." Perfect.

272
00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:53,551
Gary at your service.

273
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,068
What seems to be the phenomenon?

274
00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:57,379
Got a ghost, Gary, and
if I Don'’t get rid of him

275
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,931
i'’ll be thrown
out of this house

276
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,896
and lose the best
friends i'’ve ever had.

277
00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:02,793
[ Electronic beeping]Oh,
yeah. Uh-huh.

278
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,413
You definitely got
yourself a ghost.

279
00:11:04,482 --> 00:11:06,620
But Don'’t worry, you'’re
in good hands with Gary.

280
00:11:06,689 --> 00:11:08,310
At least you will be
when I come back

281
00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:09,586
first thing Monday morning.

282
00:11:09,655 --> 00:11:10,935
Whoa, what are
you talking about?

283
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,137
I need an exterminator now.

284
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,275
I'’d love to help you out

285
00:11:13,344 --> 00:11:15,103
but it'’s other realm
independence weekend.

286
00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:16,413
Fireworks start in two hours.

287
00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:17,517
Family'’s waiting for me.

288
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:19,034
It'’s little Gary'’s
first big bang.

289
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,103
Forget about little Gary.

290
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,068
What about me?

291
00:11:21,137 --> 00:11:22,310
All right, okay, okay.

292
00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:24,137
Uh, here'’s what
I can do for you.

293
00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:26,406
A kazoo? How'’s this going
to help me get rid of a ghost?

294
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:27,448
It won'’t.

295
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:28,793
But you know, i'’ve always found

296
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:29,862
that in stressful times

297
00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:31,517
funny music can
be very therapeutic.

298
00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:36,862
[ Playing kazoo]

299
00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:40,758
Hey, he'’s right...
This is kind of soothing.

300
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,896
Obviously you'’re not a
big fan of funny music.

301
00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:49,689
Hey, Sabrina.

302
00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:52,965
Hey, guys, what'’s that?

303
00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:54,344
Your salvation.

304
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:57,034
That'’s is the ext
paranormal ion eliminator.

305
00:11:57,103 --> 00:11:58,586
With turbo.

306
00:11:58,655 --> 00:11:59,344
Lock and load.

307
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:00,827
Whatever'’s living inside you

308
00:12:00,896 --> 00:12:02,827
is going to be blasted
to smithereens.

309
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:03,896
According to the manual

310
00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:05,206
you may feel a slight pinch.

311
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:07,758
Oh, well, you know, as-as
much as I want to be saved

312
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,482
I-I think I could
wait until Monday.

313
00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:11,655
It'’ll only take a second.

314
00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,482
[ Popping]

315
00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,379
She blew up the ion eliminator.

316
00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:19,379
What kind of all-powerful,
supernatural force

317
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:20,793
are we dealing with?

318
00:12:20,862 --> 00:12:24,137
One that can give us a nice tan.

319
00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,896
Sabrina, you'’re brighter
than a Kuwaiti refinery.

320
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:29,931
But I Don'’t want you
to panic; That'’s my job.

321
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,551
Let'’s get out of here.

322
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,655
I think I feel that pinch
you were talking about.

323
00:12:33,724 --> 00:12:35,103
Ghost: That was me.

324
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,931
And now they'’re afraid of me,
and I Don'’t know what to do.

325
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,724
Are you even
listening to me, Salem?

326
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,689
You'’re talking on
the phone to your cat?

327
00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:43,931
No. It'’s my uncle Salem.

328
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,655
Give my best to aunt Newport.

329
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:47,931
What are you wearing?

330
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,034
Anti-contamination gear.

331
00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:50,655
We felt the situation
warranted it.

332
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:51,620
We?

333
00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:52,620
Aren'’t they darling?

334
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,965
Oh, yeah, they'’re real cute.

335
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,275
Stand back.

336
00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:58,448
These suits are guaranteed
against nuclear spills, not you.

337
00:12:58,517 --> 00:12:59,827
Okay, this is ridiculous.

338
00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:01,758
I am the same
Sabrina I always was.

339
00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:03,413
Your roommate, your friend...

340
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,310
We'’ve pulled
all-nighters together.

341
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:06,931
We just had a luau, remember?

342
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,758
I made the poi

343
00:13:08,827 --> 00:13:10,862
miles, you peeled the papayas

344
00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:12,758
roxie, you filleted the pig

345
00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,620
Morgan... you supervised.

346
00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:16,000
We'’re friends with Sabrina

347
00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:18,379
not the evil spirit
that dwells within her.

348
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:19,517
So, what'’s the deal?

349
00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:21,379
Are you some
kind of goblin thingy

350
00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:23,965
or an alien life form
trying to colonize earth?

351
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:26,275
Is that why you lent
me your red sweater...

352
00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:27,655
To collect my human DNA?

353
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,689
I never lent you my red sweater.

354
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,241
I withdraw the question.

355
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,527
What are you guys going to do...

356
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,275
Wear those suits whenever
you'’re around me?

357
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,103
This is only a stopgap measure.

358
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,517
Until your cage arrives.

359
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:39,586
What cage?

360
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,660
The one that will hold you

361
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,004
until your bubble'’s been built.

362
00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:43,344
I'’m not living in a bubble.

363
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:44,413
Yet.

364
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,034
In the meantime, i'’ve contacted

365
00:13:46,103 --> 00:13:47,862
a prominent
paranormal researcher

366
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,689
who'’s interested
in meeting you...

367
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:51,137
And perhaps dissecting you.

368
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,758
I'’m not a frog.

369
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:54,275
Can you prove that?

370
00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:55,344
Okay, you know what?

371
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:56,689
You guys Don'’t have to worry

372
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,310
about being
contaminated anymore.

373
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,310
I think it would be
better for all of us

374
00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,241
if I just moved back
in with my aunts.

375
00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:08,655
We still get to keep
the outfits, right?

376
00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:13,862
Hey, Sabrina, that luau rocked.

377
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:16,137
I'’ll tell you, there'’s
nothing better for the ego

378
00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:18,000
than seeing your
ex- girlfriend jealous

379
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,862
at how great you
look in a grass skirt.

380
00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:20,862
That'’s nice, Josh.

381
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:21,862
What'’s wrong?

382
00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:23,320
You Don'’t seem
like yourself today.

383
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:25,182
Well, you'’re not the
first person to say that.

384
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:26,486
Anything you want to talk about?

385
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,631
Oh, it wouldn'’t do any good.

386
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:29,010
There'’s somebody
living in my house

387
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,769
that says it'’s not big
enough for both of us.

388
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:31,793
Ooh, I hear you.

389
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,172
Morgan can be really selfish.

390
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,379
It'’s not Morgan.

391
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:36,103
And who it is doesn'’t matter.

392
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,275
If I Don'’t figure out
a way to deal with this

393
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,068
I may never live
in that house again.

394
00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:41,827
Well, roxie is a
tough nut to crack.

395
00:14:41,896 --> 00:14:44,620
Why Don'’t you just sit her
down and have a heart-to-heart?

396
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:45,620
It'’s not roxie.

397
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:46,689
And I have a feeling

398
00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,148
that the person I
have a problem with

399
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,532
really isn'’t into
heart-to-hearts.

400
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:52,000
I think if the two of you could
just discuss your feelings

401
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:54,275
i'’m sure you can come to
an understanding with miles.

402
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:55,413
Would you stop guessing?

403
00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:56,482
I have to stop.

404
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:57,637
I just ran out of roommates.

405
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,275
Well, this person is impossible.

406
00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:00,586
I tried to work it out

407
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:03,034
but there'’s so much
hostility i'’m dealing with.

408
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,000
I'’m not a psychologist,
but anybody that angry

409
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:08,034
probably has unresolved issues.

410
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:09,517
Huh. Unresolved issues.

411
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:10,724
There'’s a thought.

412
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:11,862
Thanks, Josh.

413
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:14,172
Hey, just tell me
one more thing.

414
00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,689
Is this new roommate
male or female?

415
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:18,793
Uh, well, he used to be male.

416
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:21,551
He'’s got a lot of
unresolved issues.

417
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:35,689
Okay, Mr. Ghost,
we need to talk.

418
00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:37,344
I'’m indisposed.

419
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:39,724
And the name is Marv.

420
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,103
Well, when you'’ve finished up

421
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,586
i'’d like to have
a word with you.

422
00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:44,241
What do you want?

423
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,379
Marv, uh, you know, I
Don'’t mean to sound critical

424
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,517
but you seem to have a
lot of pent up frustration.

425
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:49,906
I'’m just wondering,
what happened

426
00:15:49,931 --> 00:15:50,931
to make you so hostile?

427
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,724
Well, if you must
know... I lost my wife.

428
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:57,206
I'’m sorry.

429
00:15:57,275 --> 00:15:58,413
She died?

430
00:15:58,482 --> 00:15:59,931
No, I died, stupid.

431
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,758
Keep up.

432
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,551
Oh, so she'’s still alive.

433
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:04,793
Yes.

434
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,379
That'’s why I keep
hanging around here

435
00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:09,931
hoping that Betty
will get nostalgic

436
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,586
for our life together,
and come back.

437
00:16:12,655 --> 00:16:14,103
So that'’s all you want?

438
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,655
To see your wife again?

439
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,275
Oh, yes. And to give her
the present I made for her.

440
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,448
It'’s been collecting dust
up in the attic for ten years.

441
00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,000
Let me ask you something.

442
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,379
What if I found Betty,
brought her here

443
00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:26,827
and gave her your gift?

444
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,758
I'’d be eternally grateful.

445
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,689
Grateful enough to
leave this place forever?

446
00:16:30,758 --> 00:16:34,896
Yes. The paranoid kid with
the ukulele is driving me crazy.

447
00:16:37,172 --> 00:16:40,206
I'’ll bet this house brings
back memories for you.

448
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,413
What a dump.

449
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:43,137
Well, we find it quaint.

450
00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:45,689
I mean, sure, the molding'’s
crooked, the windows stick

451
00:16:45,758 --> 00:16:47,793
and, you know, there'’s
a few leaky fixtures.

452
00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:48,896
That'’s Marv for you.

453
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,068
Thought he could
fix everything himself.

454
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,137
He was all thumbs.

455
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:54,137
Oh, but what gifted
thumbs they were.

456
00:16:54,206 --> 00:16:55,793
And look what he built

457
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,079
with those little chubby things.

458
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,310
I found this in the attic
and I think it belongs to you.

459
00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:01,000
Looks like Marv'’s handiwork...

460
00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:04,137
Painstakingly crafted with
popsicle sticks and gum.

461
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:05,448
Well, you know, it'’s not easy

462
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,379
to make a jewelry box
with no right angles.

463
00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:08,965
Plus, it'’s the
thought that counts.

464
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,275
What in the world?

465
00:17:10,344 --> 00:17:14,000
20,000 shares of the
Microsoft corporation.

466
00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,896
Are they the baby powder people?

467
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:18,862
They'’re the people
that just made you rich.

468
00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,344
I can'’t believe it.

469
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:23,758
Marv never picked a winner
the whole time we were married.

470
00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:24,758
He picked you.

471
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:25,896
Oh, thanks, doll.

472
00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,079
But Don'’t think you'’re getting

473
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:28,286
your hands on any of my money.

474
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:32,310
All right, well, it was nice
meeting you too, Betty.

475
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:35,379
Now I know why he
loved you so much.

476
00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:40,206
Thank you, Sabrina.

477
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:42,586
I can'’t tell you
how good it was

478
00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:43,931
to see her again.

479
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,448
Isn'’t she an angel?

480
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,827
Okay.

481
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:50,172
Oh, well, a deal'’s a deal.

482
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,206
I guess i'’ll be moving on.

483
00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:53,413
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

484
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,758
I need you to help me fix
things with my roommates.

485
00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:58,310
I mean, they think i'’m some
sort of supernatural freak.

486
00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,137
Right. I have an idea.

487
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:03,724
What if they all have
supernatural powers?

488
00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:06,413
Then we could write a
comic book about them.

489
00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,620
Oh, the living.

490
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,896
You guys kill me.

491
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,034
[ Laughing]

492
00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:13,793
All right, everybody'’s home.

493
00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:15,689
You ready to wreak some havoc?

494
00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:16,931
My specialty.

495
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,137
I miss Sabrina.

496
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:25,517
But it is nice to have
the house back to normal.

497
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,724
Anyone want to split
a pig salad sandwich?

498
00:18:30,137 --> 00:18:32,068
I take back what I
said about normal.

499
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,482
Roxie, Don'’t move.

500
00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:35,689
I'’m the only one
in the kitchen, right?

501
00:18:35,758 --> 00:18:38,206
Hey, yeah, except for
that spirit possessing you.

502
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,862
Hey, I, I was going
to win that game.

503
00:18:41,931 --> 00:18:44,206
Looks like you'’re
possessed, too.

504
00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,379
All you women
are freaks of nature.

505
00:18:46,448 --> 00:18:48,172
I knew it.

506
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:50,965
And I like it.

507
00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:55,758
This is not good.

508
00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:02,068
I have a very
sensitive inner ear.

509
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,034
Well, looks like

510
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,310
my work here is done.

511
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,310
It'’s been a pleasure
haunting you.

512
00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:09,655
Thanks, Marv.

513
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,482
You know, just out of
curiosity, where are you off to?

514
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:14,482
I have to see a man
about a bright light.

515
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:15,931
Right after I make a pit stop.

516
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,172
Hey guys, what'’s going on?

517
00:19:22,241 --> 00:19:23,655
We'’re clearing out of here.

518
00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:25,137
Grab all you can carry.

519
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,551
It turns out it
wasn'’t just you.

520
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,827
The whole house is possessed.

521
00:19:27,896 --> 00:19:30,103
And unlike scantily clad
teenagers in slasher movies

522
00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:31,068
we know when to leave.

523
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,103
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
My aunt Zelda explained

524
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,482
why all these strange
things have been happening.

525
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,482
She said it'’s due to
massive solar flares

526
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,310
misalignment of the planets,
and some inflamed asteroids.

527
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,379
So you'’re saying there'’s a rare
convergence of celestial events

528
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,551
that has disrupted
electromagnetic fields?

529
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,517
Exactly, and it'’s not
going to happen again

530
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,068
for, like, another
kajillion years.

531
00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,527
So it'’s going to be over soon,
and we Don'’t have to leave here?

532
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:52,448
That'’s right.

533
00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:54,034
Oh, thank goodness.

534
00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:55,663
I was dreading the
thought of packing up

535
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:56,862
all my skin care products.

536
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,793
Well, I might as well
give this back to garth.

537
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:01,344
I'’ve got to say, i'’m
a little disappointed.

538
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:04,034
I was really hoping to finally
encounter a supernatural entity.

539
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,143
I'’m beginning to think
it'’s never going to happen.

540
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,620
Oh, Don'’t despair, miles.

541
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,206
You know, i'’d be willing to bet

542
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,172
you'’re a little
closer than you think.

543
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,448
[ Knocking]

544
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,827
Hi. I'’m Gary.

545
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,655
I'’m here to flush
out your ghost.

546
00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:25,448
Unfortunately, we
never had a ghost.

547
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,896
Whoa! That'’s a great
rig you got there, Gary.

548
00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:30,413
Where'’d you get it?

549
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:31,758
The other realm.

550
00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:33,724
"The other realm"?

551
00:20:33,793 --> 00:20:36,482
Wait, that'’s code for
a covert CIA operation

552
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,482
in Central America, isn'’t it?

553
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,941
Oh, geez, you'’re, uh, you'’re
not from the other realm are you?

554
00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:42,413
No, but i'’m ready to sign up.

555
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,000
Don'’t call us.

556
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,103
We'’ll call you.

557
00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:47,344
[ Electronic beeping]

558
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:51,965
What do you know?